Me.
I was trying to update the blog software tonight through my web-host, they have a nifty little service so you can do it simply through their interface. I thought I had checked the “upgrade software” box, but in reality I checked the “delete software” box. Then I hit OK. It wasn’t until the server responded, “the software will be deleted from the server in the next 5 minutes” that I realized what I had done. There was no going back, it didn’t take 5 minutes, it took less than one. When I checked the website, the blog was gone, kaput, nada, niente, nothing.
My heart sunk into my colon. I’m sure that if you had stuffed a piece coal up my ass I would have crapped out a diamond.
Heart pounding, I almost cried. I looked at my screen again…… “the software will be deleted from the server in the next 5 minutes” then I read the next line ” Note, we didn’t delete the associated database. You can do that from our MySQL area if you’d like to.” Jaysus! It’s all still there. It only deleted the software and not the database.
I reinstalled the software, making sure to use the current database and Voila! It was back!!!!! Holy crap!!!!! Can you believe it? All posts and all comments. All I had to do was re-upload all the images (which were fortunately all still on my computer) and I was back in business. The site was gone for maybe 30 minutes before I had it back up and running
Disaster averted, but I’m still feeling like a complete idiot.
Classic bit of wisdom here, (because I’ve done similarly stupid things in the past and I should know better):
NEVER, EVER UPGRADE SOFTWARE AFTER 10:00 PM
(or install new drivers or new hardware or anything else that could lay waste to your computer, your work, your files, your website or your life), you will get no sleep until it’s fixed – people often ask me how I know so much about computers. You screw enough of them up late at night and you learn a thing or two about fixing them (or not).
God has a sense of humor and late-night software upgraders are the butt of the joke – guaranteed. I’m sure he had a good laugh tonight.
Nitroglycerin for the old cardio anyone?